Just in case you haven't already come across this one:
Condoleeza Rice came in to Bush's office and said, "Sir, 2 Brazilian soldiers died in Iraq today."
George replied, "Holy Jesus, this is terrible. How am I ever going to tell the American people about this one?"
She ponders about his strange over-reaction for a minute, then leaves.
George then turns to his secretary and says, "How much is a brazillion?"