I fell at church this morning. GAWD. It was about 8:15, so a little before the place was packed, but there were plenty of people in the narthex when it happened. I'm walking along in my 1.5 in heals, not high, right? and next thing I know my upper body is thrust forward and down, at something like a 40 degree angle to the ground, such that my legs couldn't keep up, and I take these gigantic steps forward trying to regain something like a normal 90 degree angle to the ground, but no....my legs keep trying, but I keep going down, down, down...30 degrees, 20 degrees, I must have covered 10 yards, and then KABOOM!!, I hit the ground, splayed out almost spread eagle, papers flying everywhere . . .